Euripides' Medea (Festival Internacional de Teatro Clasico de Merida, 2009)

Maybe Odysseus takes so long to come home to Ithaka because Penelope keeps unraveling the shroud…

a whale of a good time🐋

one must imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy

ohh you think dante's inferno is "basically fanfic"? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we call cassandra clare

unwilling narrator

the weight of a story is hard to bear but someone's gotta be atlas

they should invent a phrase as evocative as im going to kill myself that isnt about killing yourself

oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs

This is not a defensible legal opinion but NDAs shouldn't apply to the besties